Running on Cheetah Piss

This cut from the Cookies fam shows up and shows out like the jungle cat it’s named for. She has beautiful rich purple and evergreen nugs covered in a dense coat of frosting. Her smell is pungent, funky, fruity, citrus gas comes rushing at you when you pop her open. When you take your first…

Sleep with Sour Glue

I love getting gifts from friendly folks in the Nation’s Capitol, and this funky sister has been a joy. Sour Glue is currently my night time medicine, and without fail has been putting me to bed for the past couple of weeks. She is bursting with the familiar funk that accompanies Sour Diesel and Gorilla…

Blowing Aussie Blue

I stopped by the good folks at Takoma Wellness over the weekend to check for new releases. They hipped me to an old favorite that was back after a couple years of absence. I took a deep smell of fresh pine, lemon, lime and unk. Aussie Blues was heavy with terpinolene and I wondered if…

High AF off OG Haze

Ok, ya’ll we have a winner winner chicken dinner. Issa 5 star bud. Well, I may not give it a full 5 stars on the nose of it, because while it is funky its not the funkiest bud. In fact, it was one of the last flowers I tasted as I made my rounds with…

Waking up with Wifi Nigerian

Wifi Nigerian is the highest THC sativa offering from the good growers at Abatin Wellness Center. This is one of their DC exclusive, limited genetic SpecialĂ© cultivars so I definitely suggest you get it while you can. I’m gingerly exploring the world of sativas, because I medicate for anxiety I’m all too aware of how…

Going Goji OG

I first tried this flower many years ago, and I was not impressed. But, after seeing someone ask for this flower each and every time I was at any and every dispensary in the city I finally decided to give it another try. I usually am not swayed by what people ask for, it takes…

Picking Pineapple Sorbet

This is one of the last flowers I’ve chosen by Abatin. This cultivation center is my favorite because of its lab certified medical marijuana. My first hand knowledge of how serious they are about the science of growing will let me try anything they put out – I know its been tested to be top…

Orangeade in the Morning

I’ve seen many people asking for Orangeade at all the dispensaries so I decided to give it a try. She is a bountiful flower that easily filled a backwood with a nice bud leftover. Her fruity orange filled aroma came through well as she smoked with a nice funky feel with every pull. I was…

Climbing Mountain Temple

This bud came recommended by the owner of Herbal Alternatives, Jen herself. If you know her, you know she is very careful with her words. Usually when I ask for the weekly picks, she tells me what customers like. This was her first personal recommendation. When I finish writing this blog, I owe her a…

Forever a Classic, Jack Herer

Jack Herer is one of my all time favorite buds. Its something about this particular smell that immediately makes me happy. The bright piney smell with a touch of orange and faint fruity funk makes me think of Dr. Pepper if you could smoke a icy cup of it and get silly smacked. And silly…