Running on Cheetah Piss

This cut from the Cookies fam shows up and shows out like the jungle cat it’s named for. She has beautiful rich purple and evergreen nugs covered in a dense coat of frosting. Her smell is pungent, funky, fruity, citrus gas comes rushing at you when you pop her open. When you take your first…

Swimming with Sharklato

Shoutouts to the Runtz family for bringing us the good tribe of #sharklato courtesy of The Shark Bakery. This beautiful indica dominant hybrid is a funky fresh flower that will have you out in an hour. Currently my good night pack, I only smoke her in the evenings when I have nothing else to use…

Punished by Poison Cake

Poison Cake is an exclusive cut gifted to me by the good folks at @harambeecakesco. Little did I know, Poison wasn’t just a shoutout to its Durban Poison Grandmother…it’s because this bud will sit you down and knock you out. I had a nice dense frosty purple nug that broke down into just enough to…

Feeling Face on Fire

The title alone had me very curious to see how this flower would have me feeling. These cultivar titles are really great marketing lol. I couldn’t smell her from a jar, but when I was able to smell a strong whiff from the bag, I was exited to find out how she would taste and…

Blowing Aussie Blue

I stopped by the good folks at Takoma Wellness over the weekend to check for new releases. They hipped me to an old favorite that was back after a couple years of absence. I took a deep smell of fresh pine, lemon, lime and unk. Aussie Blues was heavy with terpinolene and I wondered if…

Vibing with Vapor Lock

We’re right back with a fresh pack of WHATS THAT (real loud for the people in the back)!! Its a bit of a slow season for new releases from our local cultivators. Vapor Lock is one of the latest releases from District Cannabis and it is definitely one to try. When my trusted bud tenders…

Chill Cherry Chem

New on the market this week, Cherry Chem made it to my backwood as it passed the look and smell test. Of the three loud packs I got (Layer Cake, Lotus Head and this) its the last one I tasted. But she is certainly not the least. The fruity, diesel, floral bouquet is a combination…

High AF off OG Haze

Ok, ya’ll we have a winner winner chicken dinner. Issa 5 star bud. Well, I may not give it a full 5 stars on the nose of it, because while it is funky its not the funkiest bud. In fact, it was one of the last flowers I tasted as I made my rounds with…

Palo Santo – Heaven’s Incense

The first time I smelled this burning it awakened something royal in my spirit. It literally smells divine. If you love nag champa and sage, you’re already in love with Palo Santo (even if you don’t know it yet). You can get this from your favorite herbal store, as always I recommend Blue Nile but…

Lifted with Lotus Head

The dope budtenders at Herbal Alternatives made sure to show off this floral find on Friday when I was doing my in store demo. One thing I Love about a flower is when its different. Its levels to this “smell” category. On one hand, if it smells the space up when you open the jar…