Running on Cheetah Piss

This cut from the Cookies fam shows up and shows out like the jungle cat it’s named for. She has beautiful rich purple and evergreen nugs covered in a dense coat of frosting. Her smell is pungent, funky, fruity, citrus gas comes rushing at you when you pop her open. When you take your first…

Punished by Poison Cake

Poison Cake is an exclusive cut gifted to me by the good folks at @harambeecakesco. Little did I know, Poison wasn’t just a shoutout to its Durban Poison Grandmother…it’s because this bud will sit you down and knock you out. I had a nice dense frosty purple nug that broke down into just enough to…

Cookie Monster Munchies

Another hard hitting gift from the good people of Washington, Cookie Monster is one for the books. Big buds that break down lovely so a little does a lot with this heft girl. Sticky, frosty, funky nugs are sure to melt your pains or pressures away. This is an evening choice for me, but for…

Lots of Layer Cake

Some strains smell good. Some taste good. Some feel good. This is one was a winner from beginning to end. Almost a 5 star chick, this girl is definitely a keeper. The good budtenders at Herbal Alternatives showed me their newest addition and I knew from the smell of it I had to try her…

Lovely Lemon Cookies

I mean first of all…just look at it. When you go to a DC dispensary, ask to see a sample. Its a beautifully grown specimen of cannabis sativa. Abatin shows off with the gorgeous huge, dense, frosty, sticky buds. The light lemon smell that surrounds the cookie earthy funk was a pleasant indicator of the…

Caryophellene

Low key, this is everyone’s favorite terpene. Everyone that loves the loud. Its the most identifying smell when someone is looking for something that will get them high. And by “high” I mean lifted til their head is in the clouds. Floating. Its funky and earthy and spicy. Its the first note in the complex…

Linalool

This terpene is one of my favorites. Its second to pinene on my favorite terp list. For my issues with anxiety and depression, this oil speaks to me whether its in lavender or blue dream. In addition to its relaxing properties found in aromatherapy, it is also a natural insect repellant.  From Wikipedia: Over 200…